French Bakery · Merchant City, Glasgow
The Dorky French Menu & Prices
Here is what you can typically expect on the counter at The Dorky French: 30 items across 5 sections, from pains (breads) to boissons.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by The Dorky French. Always ask staff about allergens.
Pains (Breads)
- Brioche NanterreV £5.80 Rich, buttery brioche loaf with a golden, glossy crust.
- Pain de mieV £4.50 Soft, close-textured white sandwich loaf, ideal for croque-monsieur.
- Baguette traditionPopularVVGDF £1.95 Hand-shaped baguette with a crackling crust, creamy crumb and long, slow fermentation.
- Pain completVVGDF £3.35 Wholemeal loaf with a hearty flavour and crisp crust.
- Pain de campagnePopularVVGDF £4.00 Rustic country loaf made with wheat and a little rye on a levain starter.
- Boule au levainVVGDF £4.90 Round sourdough boule with a deep, caramelised crust.
Viennoiseries
- Croissant aux amandesVN £3.70 Day-old croissant reborn with almond cream and toasted flaked almonds.
- CroissantPopularV £2.90 Classic all-butter croissant with a crisp shell and buttery, airy layers.
- Brioche au sucreV £2.65 Individual brioche bun glazed and topped with crunchy pearl sugar.
- Chouquettes (bag of 10)V £3.10 Little choux puffs studded with pearl sugar, light and addictive.
- Pain suisseV £3.60 Long brioche pastry with chocolate chips and vanilla custard.
- Pain au chocolatPopularV £2.95 Rectangle of flaky croissant dough with two dark chocolate batons inside.
- Chausson aux pommesV £3.15 Golden puff pastry turnover with a sweet apple compote filling.
Pâtisseries
- Baba au rhumV £4.80 Yeast cake soaked in rum syrup and crowned with Chantilly cream.
- Éclair au caféPopularV £4.05 Choux pastry finger with coffee crème pâtissière and coffee fondant.
- Mille-feuille vanilleV £5.90 Crisp puff pastry layered with vanilla cream and topped with icing.
- Tarte au chocolatV £4.80 Rich dark chocolate ganache tart with a cocoa pastry shell.
- Macarons (box of 6)VGFN £11.50 Delicate almond macarons in classic flavours like vanilla, pistachio and raspberry.
Salé (Savoury)
- Pan bagnat £7.75 Niçoise sandwich with tuna, egg, olives and tomato in round bread.
- Croque-monsieurPopular £6.65 Toasted ham and Gruyère sandwich topped with béchamel.
- Jambon-beurrePopular £6.15 Parisian ham and butter in a fresh baguette tradition.
- Quiche lorraine £4.20 Bacon, egg and cream quiche in shortcrust pastry.
- Quiche aux légumesV £4.85 Seasonal vegetable quiche with creamy goat's cheese and fresh thyme.
- Baguette poulet crudités £5.65 Baguette filled with chicken, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise.
- Feuilleté jambon-fromage £3.30 Puff pastry parcel with ham and melted cheese.
Boissons
- Café au laitPopularVGF £3.35 Coffee with hot milk served in a big bowl-style cup.
- Chocolat chaudVGF £4.55 Rich, thick hot chocolate made with melted dark chocolate and whole milk.
- ThéVVGGF £3.00 Pot of tea from a selection of black, green and herbal teas.
- OranginaVVGGF £2.45 Sparkling French orange drink with real fruit pulp, served chilled.
- Jus d'orange presséVVGGF £3.90 Freshly squeezed orange juice pressed to order from whole oranges.
Ordering tips for The Dorky French
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
- It opens on Sundays (9am – 4pm), which makes it handy for weekend treats.
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